Manx Club

He was 80, she was 20. It was the stir of the town when an 80-year old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year of marriage she went into hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying, "this is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" He answered, "you've got to keep that old motor running" The following year the young bride gave birth again. The same nurse said, "you really are amazing, how do you do it?" He again said, "you have to keep the old motor running" The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said " well, well, well! you certainly are quite a man" He responded, "you've got to keep that old motor running" The nurse then said" well, you better change the oil, THIS ONE'S BLACK

:laugh1: Toooo Funny!!

LOL!!! Mel!

LOL !!! Nice one Mel.

A guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a gin and tonic. Surprised, the bartender looks at him. "Ain't you from around here, boy?" he sneers. "I'm from Pennsylvania," the guy replies. The bartender frowns. "What do you do there?" "I'm a taxidermist," comes the reply. The bartender laughs incredulously. "A taxidermist" he cries. "What the hell is a taxidermist?" The guy looks at him. "I mount dead animals." The barterder smiles and turns to the rest of the bar. "ITS OKAY,BOYS," he shouts. "HE'S ONE OF US

Hey Mel, I don't get it.

[QUOTE="Yellermanx"]Hey Mel, I don't get it. [/QUOTE] The guys in the bar get their kicks from mounting dead animals, Rather than woman,,,,,,,,, but not in a taxidermist way Sorry to any guys (on here) drinking in Alabama bars.

Thinking about moving from Delaware to Georgia... Whats you guys take?...

How bout the cowpoke one Chuck?? Three cowboys were sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome trail. each with a tale of bravado for which cowboys are famous. "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is," the first cowboy said with a drawl. "Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six grown men before i wrestled it to the ground, by the horns. with my bare hands." The second cowboy couldn't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing." he said. "I was walking down the trail yesterday when a 15 feet rattler made a move for me. I grabbed it with my bare hands, bit its head off and sucked down all of its poison. And i'm still here to tell the tale." All this time, the third cowboy remained silent, and the first two turned to look at him as he slowly stoked the red-hot coals with his penis.

2 hobos walking down a strech of tracks. one hobo says 'i must be the luckiest guy. i was walking along here yesterday when i found a whole case of booze. i went up into the woods and got drunk for 3 days straight!" the other hobo says "thats nothing. the other week i was walking along here and found a woman tied to the tracks. i untied her, took her up into the woods and screwed her for a week!" the first hobo says "damn! you are lucky! did you get a BJ out of it too?" the second hobo says "nah... i never did find her head."

LOL Mike!!! thats funny!!

[QUOTE="mel hubbard"]The guys in the bar get their kicks from mounting dead animals, Rather than woman,,,,,,,,, but not in a taxidermist way Sorry to any guys (on here) drinking in Alabama bars. [/QUOTE] Mel I was funnin ya, being from the south you know.

[QUOTE="Yellermanx"]Mel I was funnin ya, being from the south you know.[/QUOTE] Sorry Chuck None of my jokes or remarks on here are intended to offend. :drinking: Got a good one about the queen

Mel, you ever thought of doing stand up on the side?

Sven decided to go skiing with his buddy, Ole. They loaded up Sven's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there, and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Don't worry," Sven said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way and enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. About nine months later, Sven got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he met on the ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Ole and asked, "Ole, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north?" "Yes, I do." "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?" "Yes," Ole said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did." "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" Ole's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry buddy, I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask? "She just died and left me everything."