One legged man
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:27 am
What do you call a pakistani with one leg??????? BALAN-SINGH 
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:22 am
Where do you find a one legged dog? Exactly where you left it.
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:35 pm
What do ya call a dog with no legs??? It don't matter what you call him,,,,, he ain't commin!!
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:47 pm
THE URINAL IS TOO HIGH A group of 3rd,4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female Teachers, went on a field-trip to the local racetrack to learn about Thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom,it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice,she went inside,helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one holding onto their "wee wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one,she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring,the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade." No, Ma'am, "he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the Seventh."
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:51 pm
A DOG IS TRULY A MANS BEST FRIEND.... If you don't believe me try this experiment >>>> Put the wife and the dog in the trunk/boot of your sedan for one hour and see who is really pleased to see you when you open it up